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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>paradox</description><title>fatsexyass</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fatsexyass)</generator><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>i feel beautiful here. chos</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtoc0MsEd1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i feel beautiful here. chos&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/36193014416</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/36193014416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 00:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nailbiterr:

Dear Philippine Government,

I just got my first...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5r15H2QR1qac6y2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nailbiterr.tumblr.com/post/32585192604/dear-philippine-government-i-just-got-my-first" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nailbiterr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear Philippine Government,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just got my first paycheck as a nurse, and I thought you would be interested to note that my night differential pay is equivalent to my tax deduction. While I’m sure P500 is just equal to your driver’s daily meal allowance, that month of consistent night duty meant no social life, a zombie-like trance, and a couple of years probably shaved off my life. Ang saklap diba. So next time you think of using taxpayers’ money to buy a multimillion dollar house in Los Angeles or a brand new Jaguar, please refer to this payslip, as well as the payslips of the other 14 million tax-paying, middle-class Filipino citizens who actually do honest work. Maybe you should do the same too.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My ginormous eyebags thank you in advance.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;
A middle class, tax-paying Filipino citizen who actually does honest work&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
P.S. By the way, Philippine public health care sucks. You should probably look into that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;yeaaahhh haha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/32788954159</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/32788954159</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:38:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>apple and way</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyredqBIUe1qcuv5uo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;apple and way&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16914427426</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16914427426</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:29:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love Enzo! &gt;.&lt;</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyetko60uI1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love Enzo! &gt;.&lt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16521002312</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16521002312</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:29:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>loving dolphins!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyesxhFJ351qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;loving dolphins!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16520638614</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/16520638614</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:15:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>p0ink:

angry bird! :D
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5pz3J6JJ1qan74io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://p0ink.tumblr.com/post/11520260833"&gt;p0ink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;angry bird! :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/11731720470</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/11731720470</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 09:48:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hello boracay^^</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq64b16ZMe1qcuv5uo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hello boracay^^&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/9117298176</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/9117298176</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 05:13:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"sucks to be you right now"</title><description>“sucks to be you right now”</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8907548576</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8907548576</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 10:34:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>meiji!!! ^^</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptkx5u1RT1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;meiji!!! ^^&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8822663324</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8822663324</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:43:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wtf?</title><description>wtf?</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8733181372</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/8733181372</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:45:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sank my teeth into this 260kcal bar… yeaah</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo2q6iVr5c1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;sank my teeth into this 260kcal bar… yeaah&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/7420977936</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/7420977936</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 12:08:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin. But mere time does nothing either to the fact..."</title><description>“We have a strange illusion that mere time cancels sin. But mere time does nothing either to the fact or to the guilt of a sin.”</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/7303161287</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/7303161287</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 10:57:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"weird bag content: a bag of oats, a philippine constitution book, a coffee mug, and a television..."</title><description>“weird bag content: a bag of oats, a philippine constitution book, a coffee mug, and a television remote control.”</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6807436937</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6807436937</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:49:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"riding home on a jeepney from tagaytay i came to sat beside someone who smelled exactly just like..."</title><description>“riding home on a jeepney from tagaytay i came to sat beside someone who smelled exactly just like you. my heart just skipped.”</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6807379468</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6807379468</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:47:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reeses pieces…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8yxmHjKv1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;reeses pieces…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6165070292</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/6165070292</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:56:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>he ate a flamin hot Cheetos</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llutc8HjbJ1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;he ate a flamin hot Cheetos&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5895755347</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5895755347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 08:28:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>while driving to midweek with grandparents, a big hairy spider...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llt1v75RIA1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;while driving to midweek with grandparents, a big hairy spider started to creep on the wind shield then into the car, hopped on the steering wheel.. its attacking me. we almost hit the tricycle before us. I stopped in the middle of the traffic. panicked. screaming. “lolo!!patayin mo!” I even went out of the car and get a lot of honking.hahahaha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5864854186</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5864854186</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 09:37:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>im willing to eat coconuts forever just to live here legit.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llfv8a4pyl1qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;im willing to eat coconuts forever just to live here legit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5634603470</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5634603470</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 06:45:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hells yeeahh</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llc7ngRtXr1qjsgjvo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hells yeeahh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5573804807</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5573804807</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 07:33:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>some things are worth keeping…^^</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llc82dk0561qcuv5uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;some things are worth keeping…^^&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5573792052</link><guid>http://fatsexyass.tumblr.com/post/5573792052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 07:31:05 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
